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I Once Shot a Woodpecker

September 13, 2022 by admin

I Once Shot a Woodpecker I was looking through the hometown newspaper the other day and I came across this: A speaker was lecturing on Forest Reserve. Speaker: I don’t suppose that there is a person in the house who has done a single thing to conserve our timber resources. Silence ruler for several seconds, […]

What Are You Making?

May 30, 2019 by admin

What Are You Making Phil Sanders While on a trip to Switzerland, an American businessman was watching a Swiss clock maker carving the case of an ornate cuckoo clock. As the businessman watched the clock maker carve out the case, he was astounded at his slow rate of progress. The businessman finally said, “My good […]

A Dying Church

March 22, 2018 by admin

A DYING CHURCH 1. A church that does nothing is on the way to the cemetery! 2. All who are so busy with their own affairs who don’t have time to devote to the work, donate a wreath. 3. The brother who says nothing at all is driving the hearse. 4. The ones who are […]

Which Are You?

August 9, 2017 by admin

WHICH ARE YOU? A lot of Christians are comparable to a lot of things we could think of: Some are like wheelbarrows—not good unless pushed. Some are like kites—if you don’t keep a string on them, they fly away. Some are like footballs—you can’t tell which way they will bounce next. Some are like trailers—they […]

Could It Be True?

May 23, 2016 by admin

Could It Be True? We heard of a man in Texas who would not consent to having his name placed before the congregation to serve as an elder. This was his reason. “I drink quite a bit and love to dance. I am also inclined to gamble, and my attendance is not what it should […]

“Lord, Hit Him Again”

April 4, 2016 by admin

“LORD, HIT HIM AGAIN” L.L. Brigance once told his class about a congregation trying to finance a new roof for a meeting house. The men were meeting to see if the amount could be raised. One man said, “I’ll give two dollars.” Another, “I’ll give three.” Then all eyes turned to Brother T. Wad, who […]