He Knew His Bible

The minister was asking some preliminary questions to his class.  “Johnny,” he asked, “can you tell me a few things that may be found in the Bible?”  “Yes sir,” enthusiastically replied Johnny, “a lock of my hair when I was a baby, the ticket for pa’s watch, ma’s recipe for vanishing cream, an a clipping about pa and ma getting married.”

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