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Asleep

December 4, 2019 by admin

ASLEEP A preacher once said to a group: One day, I came upon a drunken man asleep on the railway tracks, and the express was due. What would you have done? Each answered quickly, “I would have dragged him off of the track in a hurry!” “Well,” said the preacher, “that is the state of […]

Poison

November 1, 2018 by admin

Poison Author Unknown A worldly-wise lady said, “Oh! Oh! All the religions have so much good in them! We shouldn’t criticize or condemn any of them.” To this, a wise man replied, “So has rat poison a lot of good in it; it is 98% cornmeal, yet the 2% poison in it is enough to […]

A Work With Purpose

May 23, 2016 by admin

A Work With Purpose A man who ran a lumber yard was in the process of hiring a foreman. Three men applied for the job. They each were assigned the task of moving a pile of brick from one side of the lumberyard to the other. Upon completion of this task, they were told to […]

They’ll Do It Every Time

May 2, 2016 by admin

They’ll Do It Every Time The Preacher had just concluded a hot and scathing sermon on the sin of swearing. He had stated several times that he knew one of his hearers was guilty. When the sermon was over, the people filed out the door. First was a lady who was never suspected of using […]

“Break It to Me Gently”

April 25, 2016 by admin

“Break It To Me Gently” There were two brothers, John and Richard, who lived in the same town. John lived with his twelve-year-old cat. Richard lived with their eighty-eight year old mother. John’s whole life was his cat. He never went anywhere without her. One day he was faced with a terrible decision. He had […]